question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
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