dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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