I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
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