fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
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