What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
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i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
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you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
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