I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
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