win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
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she pinky promised me she was 18
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
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is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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