Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
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Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
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the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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