WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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