Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
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i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
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I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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