The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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