It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
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Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
I love how my cats smell like pot.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
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Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
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