And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
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I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
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After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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