Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
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