It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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