Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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