It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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