At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
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