There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
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Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
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He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
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