Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
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