Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
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