everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
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