what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
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I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
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Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
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