Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I just tried to put my feet in my slippers and found cans of beer in them. Christmas in fucking july.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
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"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
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I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
My mom just invited me to come with them on their honeymoon to Mexico this summer. And I got a Bump-It in my stocking.
Pass the awkward sauce please.
I'm drowning in it here
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
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