Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
It was like giving head to a cactus.
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
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