Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
Randomize
