'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
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I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
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There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
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