She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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