Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
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Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
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Tornado booty call.. dedication
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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