just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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