Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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