why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
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I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
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Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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