just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
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I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
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I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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