And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
Randomize
