The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
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careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
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end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
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