I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
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As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
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I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
What were you even doing out there at 2 a.m.?
Look, i had a gallon of lemonade, a pack of smokes and a Darth Vader voice changer. What did you EXPECT me to do?
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