If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
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we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
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I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
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