Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
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Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
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I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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