No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
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How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
As soon as the clock wound down to zero, she declared "HALF-TIME HEAD" and pulled down my pants. After the swallow, she said "BEER CHASER," got me a new one, and asked if she could make me a sandwich. Pretty sure she's lobbying hard for a ring.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
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