im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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