Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
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