i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
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By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
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We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
Do you remember whose house we're in?
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
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