Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
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