my grandmother thought she vaccuumed up a quarter so she made me open the bag, dump it out on her front lawn, and dig through it. no quarter.
Say something about gay babies.
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
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just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
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So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
You can make out without kissing
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