He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
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