so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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