Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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