that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
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You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
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I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
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