East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
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threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
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I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
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