May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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