omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
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They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
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just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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