Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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