And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
