I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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